Blobtard

A person who spends all of his free time trolling, scamming, and producing smear campaigns on social networks against groups and individuals or Cyber Cancer.

Hey Jenny, I left that group on Facebook. The guy that was running it was such a Blobtard.

by Selfemployed July 31, 2012

Mexican Blowtorch

The act of taking a cotton swab, dip it in alcohol, puting it on a mans dick, and lighting it on fire

That bitch gave me a Mexican Blowtorch!

by speed racer947 June 11, 2006

Canadian Blowtorch

When a male and female are having intercourse and the male covers his dick in maple syrup.

Brandon: Sally why does your pussy have syrup in it!

Sally: Andrew gave me a good ol' Canadian Blowtorch yesterday.

by itsacanadian88 May 7, 2017

blowtask

a blowjob lasting less than thirty seconds, not long enough to be considered a full job, merely a short task

Mark was hoping for the full thing, but Lindsey only ended up giving him a blowtask after she got really bored right away.

by moreplease February 7, 2010

blowlarm clock

someone, male or female, who wakes a man up the best way.

I was sleepin' like the dead, but I set my blowlarm clock and she cleaned me out!

by DimpleHo March 13, 2009

Turkish Blowtorch

When engaged in sexual intercourse, one partner burns the hairs on the others' genitals with a lighter or a match. Usually the only the kinky couples do this.

Guy: Aye bro why you walking so funny?

Other Guy: My lady gave me the old turkish blowtorch last night.

Guy: Damn.

by AssMittens5000 August 29, 2011

Blowtorch

Being given oral sex by a ginger

Person 1: i had a great blowjob yesturday
Person 2: was she a ginger?
Person 1: yes
Person 2: you got a blowtorch dude

by razorblade12 January 30, 2009