A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!
by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016
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In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.
In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.
Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.
by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008
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Blondes get more attention then other girls they also get something they want even when they don't ask for it. They are incredibly beautiful and sexy but they don't think that of them but others do. Depending on how there raised they can ither be a bitch or incredibly loyal but never both. The brighter blue there eyes are the bigger bubble they got. Blonde bubble is not a bad thing.
" I'm starving "
"here let me give u a sandwich "
" here's a burito"
"oh I was fine I'm not to hungry "
" but your so pretty "
" I have a blonde bubble "
"here let me give u a sandwich "
" here's a burito"
"oh I was fine I'm not to hungry "
" but your so pretty "
" I have a blonde bubble "
by awsomepoptarts March 18, 2016
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2 - An individual possessing blonde hair and above average height, commonly very attractive
Both are highly addictive substances, best consumed when hot and on the sweet side.
2 - An individual possessing blonde hair and above average height, commonly very attractive
Both are highly addictive substances, best consumed when hot and on the sweet side.
by c@vm@n September 8, 2016
Get the Tall Blonde mug.The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
by matree May 26, 2010
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Guy 2: You have no chance with her she's a blonddict.
Guy 1: Maybe I could dye my hair.
Guy 2: You have no chance with her she's a blonddict.
Guy 1: Maybe I could dye my hair.
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Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?
Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
by Otto Parts June 6, 2010
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