ass hole blow out 

when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after

max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house

david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out

david: omg im calling the ambulance

ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out

ass hole blow out by ddkbvhjkok May 15, 2019

Blow it out your ass

A putdown leveled at someone who's talking pompously. First made famous in the 1974 Mel Brooks movie, "Blazing Saddles."

Reverend Johnson:
Order. Order! God damn it, I said "ORDER"!

Howard Johnson:
You know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."

Olson Johnson:
Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

Blow it out your ass by nycsongs September 14, 2021

Blow it out your ass

basically means fuck you. one of the few examples where a shorter meaning is replaced with a larger phrase.

If you mad I'm on top, then wish me gone
If you mad I'm on the road, then wish me home
And if you mad that I'm right, punk wish me wrong
But after your three wishes...- BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

Blow it out your ass by AkumaGouki May 12, 2004

Blow it out your ass

A Classic quote from one of the very first first-person shooter computer game developed by 3D Realms and published by Apogee DUKE NUKEM 3D.... In the game this super hero will say interactive things to the player at random , one of the quotes was "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"

"It's Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and i'm all outta gum.."

"I've got balls of Steel"

"Your head, Your ass, whats the difference?"

"Book em Denno!"

"Blow it out your ass!"

"what'ya waiting for Christmas?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

"Shit Happens... "

"Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! "

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! "

"What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?"

Blow it out your ass by Crpetersenabx May 22, 2010

blow smoke up one's ass 

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”

I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!

blow smoke up one's ass by Chafu August 18, 2009

blow the horse in my puss/ass 

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.

My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.

blow the horse in my puss/ass by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020

Blow a fish out of one's ass

An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.

"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"

Blow a fish out of one's ass by Bettie Who May 1, 2005