blooter

to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)

(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered

by jimmy marshall November 7, 2007

Bookered

The art of being steaming on one pint or 15 depending on what was consumed the night before. Occasional inappropriate behaviour. Never knowing how you got home. Always nice to bar staff and door staff.

Ah look at Stuart, he's bookered again!
I was so bookered last night!

by nellsta November 25, 2017

Bootered

to be absolutely fucking zoinked off drugs or alcohol. like to another fucking dimension where you can see sound and hear colors.

My nigga Derwick was bootered off the Henny last night

by kichtherid December 30, 2020

blozzered

A word used to describe/insult how someone looks and feels after a wipeout following a ski jump. The person who is 'blozzered' is often covered completely in snow.

'Hahaa you got blozzered'
'You got blozzered mate!'

by meeseling_bland March 13, 2009

Baloostered

Really high

Frank was baloostered the other day at the party bro.

by baloostered January 10, 2020

bloutered

Absolutly wasted
Out of your skull

The gangsta was bloutered last night and didn't even remember his thong snappin' while jiggin around with the otha wanabees

by The Man Himself? October 31, 2004

Blooterus

A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.

Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?

Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.

Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.

by Yoey14 January 7, 2012