Fart Block

Not being able to fart when the coast is clear.

You're at a social gathering and have to fart really bad, so you excuse yourself and walk to the bathroom. But now you can't let it out, no matter how hard you push. Damn fart block!

by goodlord! April 30, 2015

blookup

sound made when the phone rings

i went to anwer the phone when i heard it blookup

by JayJay24k January 13, 2006

Art block

A Code Red for artists when they meet the wall and all motivation to draw suddenly disappear in the Bermuda Triangle. Simply when artistic libido is missing. Common causes are either a burnout from being too active with the pen, or a lack of inspiration/ideas on what to sketch. Either way, it is an artists downfall which can be permanent or temporary. Forcing oneself to draw during an art block will always work against its purpose, and has the same outcome as when a propane tank is thrown on a fire.

My pencil suffers from erectile dysfunction. Shit, I have been hit by an art block.

by IDGAFox June 7, 2020

Cell block D

Used to house the most violent criminals in Alcatraz

Yo, my boi just got 30 to life fo a crime he dint commit. Dem pigz sent him to Cell block D.

by mike d November 14, 2018

Art Block

It's the worst fucking thing for an artist to ever encounter. It's when you run out of ideas to draw things off, and temporarily loose all motivation to do anything art related.
You'll often see artists on deviantART not post anything for a while, and then come back complaining of an art block.

Guy1: Why haven't you uploaded anything on DA lately?
Guy2: I'm having a serious art block.
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Bitch1: Where's my commission I ordered? Why aren't you done yet (blahblahblah)
Artist: I'm having an art block. I'll be done when I can -__-

by Sequeltolife July 29, 2012

doc-block

When working on a google docs documents, your fellow group members change the permissions of the document, thereby forcing you to only view/comment on the document.

Dude, I only checked my facebook for 1 minute when BAM, my group started to doc-block me.

by Edward135234 September 12, 2012

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

by Overdrive October 6, 2008