Jeffey Blanket

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.

She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016

Drunk Blanket

A drunk blanket is that warm feeling u get when your drunk, keeping you warm even if its freezing outside. Or at least helps you forget you are cold.

Girl- Like omg arent you cold wearing just your boxers????
Dude- No bitch i got my drunk blanket on!!!!

by USMC KILLA January 13, 2009

Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

Snake in the blanket

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.

Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!

by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004

blondette

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.

Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.

by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005

Blanket fort

An amazing fort made out of sheets, clothes pins and clips inside which you can do a lot of fun things. Like, sleep, colour, cuddle.....Or just sleep. For all ages, irrespective of what people say.

Me : I'm going to build a blanket fort.
Mom : You're too old.
Me : ......*builds blanket fort*

by Averageness January 11, 2011

beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.

"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."

by Haff January 4, 2009