blumpy

when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter

it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her

by arlie September 6, 2004

blumpy

recieve oral sex while defecating

"honey,could you come see me in the bathroom? I need a blumpy!

by russ1416807 May 19, 2006

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014

Blopy J's

A sexual act when two heterosexual men give eachother blowjobs. This is not seen as homosexual, but promotes a masculine bond.

Gabe: Hey Martin, I'm feeling like Blopy J's tonight. You in?
Martin: Hell yes Gabe, nobody loves Blopy J's more than me!

by HJBJADMF March 14, 2016

Bloapy

A big fancy goldfish

I got a new bloapy last week, he is swimming all around the tank as we speak.

by Shannonmarie0813 May 5, 2018

blompie

a man is taking a shit in the toilet, while a girl is giving him head

So I hear your girlfriend gives unbelieveable blompies!

by CRedsand2 October 21, 2003

Bompy

A homeless person

Hey look at that bompy on the corner with his shopping cart home

by Mikeyl16 November 13, 2020