Blomdigity

A word you say when you have made success, winning.

"Blomdigity we won state championships!!!"

by ♥Zeboink & Friends♥ February 28, 2015

Blomkey

When a woman is on the toilet doing a shit and the guy is licking her vagina

I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin

by KKK professor Blomkey October 23, 2016

Blomberg gangbang

A gangbang where the woman getting it is a BBW and from mid west, usually from Wisconsin. This woman usually prefers getting fucked in the ass than in her vagina.

Man 1: Dude, I was in a blomberg gangbang last night
Man 2: Who's the chick?
Man 1: That BBW Leah from Milwaukee that I was sexting. She only wanted to do anal.
Man 2: Lol Leah Blomberg gangbang has a nice ring to it!

by Sam Mill December 30, 2021

blomblarbagast

surprise enormously; astonish, shock in a little bit of silly goofy way.

when i uh told ur mom i did her she was utterly blomblarbagasted

by Rainormal June 22, 2023

blomen

n. the combination of period-blood and semen, usually the result of having intercourse while the female is on her period, and/or when the female uses the penis as a tampon.

"that mixture of blood and semen on the bed sheets must be blomen"

by sexn00b December 27, 2009

blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

by Robin Sham January 11, 2009

Blomkin

a blomnkin is when you get a blowjob on the toilet,taking a shit

hey man, last night i got a blomkin from Jake Reid

by Jacob_99999986 May 12, 2008