Most commonly a glass test tube with a hole an inch above the bottom, used for evaporating methamphedamine into the lungs for delivery to the brain(or whats left of it).
"Without the bloke, there is no getting high."
by JohnnyPure March 25, 2007
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When the flattys are busting up and you get on the water with a couple of blokes once you have hit the all male brothel and fucked 3 men. You cast out some whole chook dogs to burley up the water a bit, whole chooks get the big dogs, 2.8s and 3 meterys.
Fuck do you see the blokes on blokes over near the flatty hole? Yeah mate get the dogs.
by MrMan4Life June 4, 2020
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The Mixture of Baked&Blown , The act of smoking massive amounts of stanky stank, being so high your to the point of Feeling drunk off your ass
" Ahhhhh Man Im SO BLOKED"
by Perrrdizzel May 12, 2005
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it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE
see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.
by Glen February 6, 2005
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the act of going out into public in search of attractive males ("blokes"), with the intention of potentially meeting a suitable mate. The act is often conducted along with the consumption of alcohol.

Much as men may go "creeping" or "wenching" for young women, women may go bloking for young men.
I'm sure my ex is out there creeping for girls right now. I might as well get drunk and go bloking and see if I can get laid, too.

My friend and I went shopping and bought sexy new clothes, so we decided to dress up and go bloking that night.
by DQsomethingdifferent August 10, 2011
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The blokes is not a people or a thing, it is a force. A truly unstoppable, irresistible, wrecking ball of a force. Once the blokes have gained traction and momentum there is no stopping it. It is said that the blokes will bring about the end of times as we know it.
“Did you hear the blokes were in Napa last night?”
“I don’t suppose that had anything to do with the massive brawl outside bedrock?”
by TheBlockFlag September 2, 2020
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Now this bloke, he's always down the pub with a pint of ale in one hand, and a fag in the other or in the caff with a full english and a cuppa with four sugars. His teeth are stained and rotten. He's in boot cut jeans with a brown belt and a nicotine stained jacket. Every time he laughs he sprays his mouthful of old bar peanuts and wheezes til he's red in the face. His beer belly ranges from dad-bod to rotund. He either ignores his kids, is a cunt to them (think jay's dad in inbetweeners) or beats them.
by UinducedSensitivity February 8, 2019
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