Blorft

a word created by Tina Fey: (adj.) completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine & reacting to the stress w/the torpor of a possum

Every time I take a test I am blorft.

by Madster57 May 12, 2011

Blorgus

That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.

Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.

by ZESTYG September 4, 2018

blorky

The feeling that you get after eating a large amount of (usually) rich food.

I just ate that whole meatball sub... I feel so blorky right now. *urp*

by hystericblue42 July 4, 2010

Blahrock

The music genre which describes all popular rock music after the "alternative" music movement ended (2001-2002).

Turn to the blahrock station. I hear they are playing the new 30 Seconds To Mars single.

by rhkarma March 24, 2011

blogroll

As a noun, the list of weblogs (blogs) on your blog that you like, or otherwise want to commend.

As a verb, the tactic of listing another's weblog in the hope that this will induce them to link to yours. Cf. if you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours.

You want links? Blogroll me!

by Buce September 20, 2005

Blorch

To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.

"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."

by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011

blorgenstein

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance

My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!

by mxb418 December 13, 2008