blowcap

Capping off the night with a warm and sloppy blowjob

Timmy was having a horrible night until it ended with a blowcap from Tammy.

by Mike Hawkizlarge August 14, 2010

Pig blockage

A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.

Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)

by Danbeb October 27, 2011

A 2 Blocka

An ugly girl who looks good from 2 blocks away.

DAMN, ole girl is a 2 blocka!

by KamiQuazi March 26, 2008

blowcano

A mountain of cocaine.

"I'm having a huge party at my house on Saturday, there's gonna be tons of hot bitches and blowcano on the coffee table. Come down."

by boredindustries April 3, 2008

Blockamore

A girl that looks good from a block or more away..

Dude, those 2 chicks sitting at the bar are total blockamores..I swear.

by sty23 October 17, 2008

blocka

A word used to imitate the sound of shooting.

"Blocka, blocka, blocka, blocka, boy dey you go" - Ace Hood

by Theoriginaldoobiebrother December 9, 2008

Cock Blocka

A man who tries to prevent you from getting your cock into a woman's vagina. Generally done by friends who are jealous of your pimping skills or guys who hate you because you're about to steal their "dream woman."

by NEGRO SANDIA October 29, 2003