A butt bloat is a goof. A person who is defined as a butt bloat is a loser. They suck at everything. So next time you see a person that is not a swanky coug (look it up) tell them that they’re a butt bloat and to make me a sandwich
Courtney: Man, that guy is such a butt bloat
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
Brooke: I know right!
Courtney: Gawd, I could go for a sandwich right now.
Brooke: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
by ColbyBrockandRadicalRowleyFan December 5, 2019
Get the Butt Bloat mug.A woman's period. Murder meaning: sever mood swings, irrational thinking, and random bickering. Bloat meaning: a literal widening of the waist and stomach regions.
Guy 1: Bro, why were your girlfriend's jeans unbuttoned and what was with her attitude?
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
Guy 2: Murder she bloat.
Guy 1: Oh, sorry.
by simplekindofman June 20, 2010
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Facebook Bloat Syndrome (FbBS) was coined on 3/29/2011 and refers to the problem that 90% of Facebookers have: A friends list that is at least over 200 people which you only interact with maybe 10 of them. It's easy to friend people, look at their pictures and be done with it. Removing "friends" is easier than friending them but is rarely used.
Jack: I have a giant e-penis because I have 700 friends.
Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?
Jack: 2
Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.
Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?
Jack: 2
Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.
by BoatGoy April 15, 2011
Get the Facebook Bloat Syndrome mug.“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”
“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”
“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”
by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018
Get the goat bloat mug.A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.
"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"
"Yeah, 38 weeks in."
"Really?"
"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."
"Yeah, 38 weeks in."
"Really?"
"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."
by danza3142 November 11, 2009
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by It's-Me May 29, 2007
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by It's-Me May 29, 2007
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