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So bad, I gotta blitch
Blitch by Anonymous September 28, 2006
A blonde bitch. Usually the type that likes to drink a lot, say "whoohoo" and lets out a squee randomly while drunk. She usually says a lot of messed up stuff about other women around her and guys she has previously dated. She is fond of visible thongs, micro shorts and butterfly trinkets.
The blitch is still in my bed sleeping it off.

I picked up this blitch at the bar last night and now she thinks I am in love with her.
Dumb blitch threw up all over the inside of my car!
Blitch by Pygmalion2008 March 2, 2016
-blitch is the baby of black and bitch
-when you're to lazy to say 'black bitch'

-can be replaced anywhere you would say 'bitch'
-look at all of these blitches up in here
-can i get another drink up in this blitch
- big booty blitches
blitch by bong babies December 19, 2012
a hybrid word for black bitch.I was talking to my friend and I was suppose to say "black bitch" but said a fusion of the two words.
Nigga:You son of a Blitch!
Nigga #2:what the fuck did you say niggaa?! Bleach?!
Nigga:Naw Nigga I said blitch!You the son of a black bitch
*Nigga #2 pulls out his gun from his pants.Nigga #1 also did this in response.No one gets shot because they aim their guns side ways*
Blitch by PrincessBLARITY May 24, 2017
you a blitch
blitch by TTVhaha March 28, 2021
"My blitch just killed in fortnite"
blitch by tsvexbolts2251 December 31, 2024