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Blinking in and out 

When someone’s phone has static or is fading in and out
I can’t hear my boyfriend, because he’s blinking in and out.

Blinking Hour

Blinking Hour refers to the late-night stretch when traffic lights switch into their blinking cycle, red and yellow pulsing through empty intersections. It’s more than a technical mode; it marks the quiet span of night when most of the world has gone still, streets empty, conversations softened, and the city seems to breathe in slow motion.
I was outside during the Blinking Hour and it felt like I was the only person in the world.

slow blinking 

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*
slow blinking by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014

Loud Blinking 

A normal person blinking and high people can hear it, so they freak the hell out.
Person: *'loudly' blinks*
High Person 1: OMG I HEARD SOMEONE BLINK

High Person 1: WHO WAS IT
High Person 2: HOLY SHIT

High Person 2: *mind fucking blown*
High Person 3: wHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS WHERE PEOPLE BLINK LOUDLY?!

High Person 2: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
High Person 4: I HEARD BLINKING 8:05 PM
Person: *confused Loud Blinking* 8:05 PM
Everyone Else: *CONTINUES TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT-*

penis blinking 

When a guy makes a quick pump by doing the opposite of what he would do when he pushes out shit. That is one blink. Penis blinking is the penis-ical equivalent of blinking.
"Once I start penis blinking, I just can't stop doing it an noticing it! Good thing no one else can tell."
penis blinking by Will F January 22, 2008

Wishful blinking 

When you see your blackberry blinking with a message even though it's not, giving you the illusion that you actually have friends who text/bbm you
Alex: Man, I'm really suffering from wishful blinking today

Sam: Dude, that sucks. No friends.
Wishful blinking by acpswims25 September 21, 2011