bleepka

Bleepka is a mixture of bleeprin and vodka. It helps you forget badfic. Because of bleeprin's state as a mixture of bleach and aspirin, this should explode, but it doesn't. If you cause a PPC agent's bleepka to realize it should explode and it does, you will have a very angry agent coming after you, possibly with a spork.

As a cure for badfics, Bleepka is vastly preferable to spork, since you don't have to scoop your eyeballs out.

"Oh thank god for this bleepka, otherwise I would still be suffering from reading Celebrian."

by July Flame January 12, 2008

Bleepin

An adjective used to describe a person, place or thing that is worse that awful.

That asshole dalton is bleepin.

by El Gringo Jacob October 22, 2012

She Bleeds

When a girl is extremely angry and pissed off for what seems to be no reason, it is thought that she is having her period, or she is bleeding from her vagina, resulting in an angry mood. It can apply to females who may not have their period, but are certainly pissed.

"I like her, she seems hot."
"Nah bro, she bleeds to much, she'll flip over the simplest things."
"shit."

by I am Jack's spleen November 9, 2009

bleep bloop

The sound made on xbox when you have gotten an achievement.

Bleep bloop, there goes another achievement.

by elbone2k May 10, 2009

bad bleep

bad bleep is used to describe addison rae, sis nearly got her account banned

‘i need a bad bleep😟addison rae🙄lil shawty the baddest😔and she has her ways🤔. these words are very heartfelt to me because, i am addison rae 😌

by az.ldnn August 16, 2020

Bleep Blop

Occasionally said by people who watch Pewdiepie but real gamers say it 24/7.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the latest Pewdiepie Minecraft video?"
Person 2: "BLEEP BLOP"

by bl33pbl0p September 26, 2019

Bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA (Hogwart Fanfiction Academy). Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.

Khora: Not ANOTHER 'seduce lust-object and live happily ever after' fic!

Nikki: Here, take some Bleeprin. It'll ease the horridness and make it blissfully absent from memory.

Khora: Thank ye.

by Agents Khora & Nikki, PPC December 24, 2008