by annsthemann November 20, 2014
Get the butt bleaching mug.The act of blushing whilst belching. Usually in front of someone the blucher is attempting to impress.
I swallowed some air with my drink of beer and bluched right in that hottie's face.
Bluching in the middle of delivering my father's eulogy was one of the more embarrassing things in my life.
Bluching in the middle of delivering my father's eulogy was one of the more embarrassing things in my life.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 5, 2013
Get the Bluching mug.The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal
Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture
*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*
Tips:
- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action
Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)
- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission
*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture
*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*
Tips:
- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action
Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)
- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission
*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
by Dinkky September 9, 2010
Get the Anal Bleaching mug."Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."
"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"
"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"
by Joe January 14, 2004
Get the bleach; bleaching it mug.When you are giving it to a girl in the ass, you come out and ejaculate on her anus. You then procede to take a straw and suck out the semen.
by Askmeaboutmywiener1337 January 13, 2009
Get the Belching mug.To take a wide plastic tube and shove it into someone's ass, then to take any variation of rodent and put into the tube entering the person's ass.
by The Heb September 11, 2005
Get the Belchin mug.1. A term used to describe someone of a British nature
2. The well known worship artist from the UK, Vicky Beeching, the one by whom I coin this term.
3. Londonesk style.
2. The well known worship artist from the UK, Vicky Beeching, the one by whom I coin this term.
3. Londonesk style.
"Have you seen that beeching guy that usually hangs 'round here?"
"That concert was beeching, we should go again."
"Wow, that jacket is totally beeching!"
"That concert was beeching, we should go again."
"Wow, that jacket is totally beeching!"
by <~Linz~> May 5, 2006
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