The act of enjoying a sushi night with your spouse, heading back to your home and then later engaging in sexual intercourse, and right before climax, you create a volcano with onions and light it on fire, similar to what one would do at a Japanese hibachi steakhouse, and rather than using water to put it out, you place the burning volcano on your spouses ass, and but out the fire using the semen extracted from your climax.
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Get the Nagasaki Blazer mug.My first vehicle was a 1984 Toyota 4runner, 22r 5 speed manual. my second was a 1989 chevy blazer, 4.3l V6, 700r4 4 speed automatic. the 4runner got about 25 mpg's highway, not bad for an SUV. like all rice burners though, it's power band was at a high-gas-guzzleing-RPM. and it had only a measly 90 H.P. so it had to nearly be floored to keep up w/ traffic.
my blazer, with nearly twice the engine size, would easily get 35 mpg's. like most american "redneck" engines, it has a wide spread powerband and a low redline at 5000RPM. but because of it's wide powerband, under normal drivng conditions, it shifts at about 1600 rpm and idles at 480 to 500 rpm. and it has about 200 H.P. and near 300 Ft. Lb. or torque. so rather than guzzleing gas, it sips rather politely.
...until you floor it. then the RPMs jump up to 4000 and you can watch the gas gauge go down... that is, if you eyeballs arn't stuck to the back of your skull.
my blazer, with nearly twice the engine size, would easily get 35 mpg's. like most american "redneck" engines, it has a wide spread powerband and a low redline at 5000RPM. but because of it's wide powerband, under normal drivng conditions, it shifts at about 1600 rpm and idles at 480 to 500 rpm. and it has about 200 H.P. and near 300 Ft. Lb. or torque. so rather than guzzleing gas, it sips rather politely.
...until you floor it. then the RPMs jump up to 4000 and you can watch the gas gauge go down... that is, if you eyeballs arn't stuck to the back of your skull.
by 2fit661ca February 18, 2009
Get the chevy blazer mug.An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.
Dude 1: The Trail blazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.
Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.
Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.
Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.
Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.
by Brentford April 14, 2009
Get the Trail blazers mug.1. Old-fashioned English, properly spelled "blackguard" but pronounced "blaggard". Means a scoundrel or villain.
2. Thief
2. Thief
by SpineRazor October 3, 2008
Get the blagard mug.John: Hey Bob, do you want to go "play some Blazgreen"?
Bob: Hell yeah John! Just let me finish my calculus homework.
Bob: Hell yeah John! Just let me finish my calculus homework.
by KinetiK01 April 21, 2011
Get the Blazgreen mug.a leather blazer is a formal type of leather jacket. It is like a sportcoat. They are usually black or brown. They are very sexy and many guys wear them. They are very popular among the latino and italian guys.
They are also great to wear during sex or use while masturbating. Many guys like to shoot their hot loads of cum onto their leather blazers and grind their hard stiff cocks on them.
They are also great to wear during sex or use while masturbating. Many guys like to shoot their hot loads of cum onto their leather blazers and grind their hard stiff cocks on them.
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"Damn man, you look good in your leather blazer. You gave me a stiffy. Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and crank a load out." said Jack.
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"Damn man, you look good in your leather blazer. You gave me a stiffy. Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and crank a load out." said Jack.
"Fuck me in the ass with your leather blazer on Daddy. This way I can jack off and shoot my cum on it." said Tony.
by LeatherJacketGuy January 15, 2011
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