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BLAMF

Acryonm for "bow legged Arkansas mother fucker"

A person who walks around everywhere in cowboy boots with their knees bent outward despite never having actually ridden a horse before.
All these god damn blamfs spitting dip everywhere.
by RHYNOSAURUSREX May 25, 2018
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Blarf

A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF
wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf
by Emishell January 2, 2010
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Cincinnati blowfish

Cincinnati blowfish occurs when a woman gives a man a rim job, vice versa, and he/she farts in the mouth thus puffing up the cheeks.
Nick was giving a rim job to Veronica Vaughn and she farted in his mouth. He yelled "you just gave me the dirtiest cincinnati blowfish i have ever had". (He tasted shit for a week).
by The boyz at STEIN. April 4, 2010
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blarfably

"How blarfably romantic"
by sapphic_ships June 14, 2017
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Birmingham Blowfish

The sexual act of receiving a fart into your mouth and then blowing it into your partner's face.
Jill gave me the sweetest Birmingham Blowfish ever last night.
by SpaghettiSauced September 18, 2015
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Stinky Blowfish

When one person farts into another persons mouth, filling their mouth with harmful gasses. Then with a mouth full of fart blowing it back at the person that passed the gas.
Jacob walked into work after a long night out, someone asked Jacob, “why the long face and pink eyes?”. Jacob responded, “I got hit with the stinky blowfish.”
by Carlofduty February 29, 2020
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Baltimore blowfish

A classy move where a girl is giving you a rim job and you rip a huge fart into her mouth. Her cheeks puff up and then she's the Baltimore blowfish.
I hear your mom works in Baltimore. That must be pretty tough on your family.
by Nick D September 23, 2003
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