blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

Hot and bothered

slightly turned on. Wanting someone but not being able to have them.

We cant have sex right now. Im so hot and bothered.

by whatusername February 25, 2018

battered

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004

Flathered

To become disoriented and flustered

When Sammy is ordering thai food and matt is playing with Zeus and it distracts Sam and her ability to order the food she becomes Flathered

by DillyMyHoles November 9, 2022

bothered

hot and bothered.
horny.
in the mood.
also bothering

"i have to go, you bothered me"

by hhaha jordannaaa December 25, 2008

hot and bothered

Sexually aroused; horny.

Seeing my girlfriend's breasts on the webcam made me feel all hot and bothered.

by Cassandre270 July 6, 2009

Cake Battered

To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.

by AFake July 26, 2010