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Blatched

Pinning a serious crime on someone else.

"I got me this job one time busin' tables at a country club. So I could case all these big rich pricks that come in. So I pick out this guy, go in one night and do his place. He wakes up and gives me shit. So I killed him. Him and this tasty bitch he was with. That's the best part. She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy! Some hotshot banker. And he's the one they pinned it on."

Elmo Blatch, convicted fellon.
I heard he was blatched by this heavy set dude, now he's doing a 50 year stretch!
by Jones The Bond August 5, 2016
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blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.
god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!
by notquitecoolyet89 April 20, 2011
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blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.
Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.
by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003
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blatently

A: "It's blatently spelt like this."

B: "No it isn't!"
by J-Lay February 28, 2008
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Bathecho

The echo produced when someone is talking in a bathroom. Particularly amplified when on the receiving end of a cell phone call.
Dude, call me when you're done. I don't wanna hear your bathecho.

-Alternatively-

I was rockin' a deuce at the mall, and two people were talking so loudly the bathecho was almost unbearable.
by ULTIMATUM 7 July 17, 2009
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blattedelay

When your immigrant friend never seems to come on schedule and is late with a couple of minutes for every appointment.
- Damn, Salem never seems to come on time!
- Yeah, I know. He's got a blattedelay for at least five minutes.
by hattsenanuu March 23, 2011
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Blythe

A young tumblr-famous boy from tumblr.com. Usually deletes his tumblr account within a month, and then makes another.
Person 1. "Who is this small white child on my dash"

Person 2. "How long have you had your tumblr, that's Blythe of course!"
by ihavenoideabut234 October 25, 2010
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