A Blata "Blarta" is a type of mini motorcycle. Blartas are most commonly found being ridden by fat, inbred idiots, the type of people who call dinner "tea". If you're struggling to understand what I mean, think of the dumbest person you know, add a few chromosomes and multiply that by 100.
by Randy Li Don, AKA Chinky Andy November 9, 2019
Get the Blata mug.Similar to the Dirty Sanchez; a close relative. After kindly removing the fingers from the anus, the person then goes in for the swipe but gets his thumb caught in either a necklace or shirt collar and the poop swipe goes straight to the neck resulting in a Dirty Baltazar.
Everything was going swell when my thumb caught on to her necklace and I gave her a Dirty Baltazar instead.
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Get the blatez mug.A crude hometown beer created for the hard working men of small town USA. Enjoyed by few, hated by most. Generally consumed in the most rural areas of North America (the boondocks, backwoods, swamp, etc.), and more valuable than Gold to those who live amongst the trees and kill their meals with their bare hands.
Hey Scott, do you want a Blatz to wash down the nails we ate for breakfast? Maybe I'll pack a few for lunch too, it's going to be a long day of killing Grizzly bears with shotguns.
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