Schwanzus Blasus

A mixture of the german and latin form of telling somebody to suck your dick.

A: Hey you over there! Schwanzus Blasus!
B: No you perv! Suck yourself!

by .NINO February 25, 2019

real blashmen

1) dallas slang for "throwed"
2) describing someones swag
3) another word for "ok"

Female 1: Look at brodie fit.
Female 2: He real blashmen.

by mznique December 7, 2009

blastmind

An untalented, autistic, teenaged old beta male who frequently turns left into oncoming traffic and feeds at arena. He is the least favourite of four children and widely disliked around his school but lives a fantasy life online.

"Blastmind is such an idiot lol"

by avaricex January 13, 2016

blasemphy

Blasemphy (n?)- Uncertain, but it's something really, really bad.

I like to listen to music with a bit of blasemphy in it.

by Azazoth November 5, 2003

Blusumf

The act of ejaculating both sperm and blood at the same time, in one load.

Guy 1 - Man, last night i was riding this chick hard, and then came on her. My sperm was all bloody!

Guy 2 - Man you blusumf'd on her! You should get that checked out.

by xTheRoseRedx April 19, 2011

blaum

The moment when you see a female worth looking at, but is immediately drawn down by a parent being right next to her.

"Dude check out that blaum over there!" I know man too bad she's with her mom."

by fmatch06 August 23, 2011

blisum

To defecate and or shit

Time to go take a blisum.

by Dude really September 21, 2016