blastoiseing

When u puss all over your partner, whilst saying you don't have enough badges to train me.

I was blastoiseing my girl so hard last night.

by Bull111117 January 25, 2017

Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

beastolian

When a young boy in the mountains grows up to have leathery skin.

Often found in South-Western Virginia.

Look at that ugly beastolian!

by Mr. Biggs April 29, 2004

Blastoise

Blastoise, a pre- evolution of the pokemon Wartortle. This pokemon looks super badass and cool and its Hydro Pump will knock your fucking teeth out.

Blastoise just learned Hydro Pump!

Gamer : Everyone back the fuck up our I will Hydro Pump the shit out of your pokemon!

by Legs You Legend October 29, 2009

Blastosis

One Invitro fertization procedure entails inserting a five day old embryo (Blastocyst) with a fancy turkey baster into the womb of a prospective mama. When the hopeful mama arrives home she tells her other children that they are going to be getting a Blastosis.

Mama sez our Blastosis is going to look like Lindsay Lohan.

by Mr. Chips May 2, 2006

beantopia

beantopia was an ancient 3 day old society located in apple valley cal. The extremely sexxy king beans of nato controls his minions and then has massive desert orgies involving jewburgers and girafs.

Mr. feinstein of history class

by beans March 24, 2005

blogtopia

the imaginary expanse of political thought represented by blogs, usually, though not necessarily, of progressive or leftist nature. a more defined, particular form of the larger, more vague term blogosphere. the phrase was coined by the world-famous blog skippy the bush kangaroo.

everyone in blogtopia is ecstatic over ned lamont's victory.

by skippy the bush kangaroo September 11, 2008