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Bristolian  

A human being from the city of Bristol in south-west England. Doesn't necessarily have to be a chav because not all Bristolians are chavs (thank god). Usually have a legendary Bristolian accent and greet people by saying "Awrite Lover" or "Awrite me baba" (Baba=baby).
In a pub

Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?

Mary: Awrite me baba?

Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.

Mary: Right you are my love.

Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?

Mary: Right you are again my love.
Bristolian by IndigoLynx January 12, 2009

Beastiliac 

Sex with a dead animal
Beastiality + Necrophiliac
''dude i just fucked a dead cat last night''
'' stop getting high man, your sucha beastiliac''
Beastiliac by Ryxn April 3, 2009

Bristolian 

A Bristolian is someone from the city Bristol in England. As some people may think that all Bristolians are chavs, they are in fact not ALL chavs. Often known to bring a warm presence into a room unintentionally.
Quotes:
"Alright my luvver?"
"Gert lush!"
"I were just smoofin' the cat..."
"I be Bristolian, I be!"
And so on...
Bristolian by BristolLOVEXD September 25, 2009

Bristolian 

A person who was born and bred in Bristol. Is likely to have a Bristolian accent.
Bristolian accent = "Awrite me lover? Shall us go down Broadmead to get us some bling from Argos?"
Bristolian by j.c.d April 27, 2006

beastliness 

The measure of one's inner beast.
Bernise: Did you hear about how Sal downed 3 foot long hot dogs at lunch today?
Albert: Yes! Major beastliness!

blastonian institute 

any location where cocaine is being done.
"Yo, you trying to get up right now?"

"Nah man I'm at the Blastonian Institute right now."