Musical Blasphemy

A term coined from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show, Musical Blasphemy refers to the remixes anyone can put up on Radio Graffiti/Mediashare for laughs, as it could be considered a type of trolling.

Ghost: WHAT IS THIS MUSICAL BLASPHEMY~!?

by Severe Autism January 12, 2019

double blasphemy

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.

Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)

by Thompson Hardman January 13, 2009

Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.

After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?

by Tadalafil September 14, 2010

bohemian blasphemy

a type of foreplay for advanced students

him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."

(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)

by Krkič April 14, 2019

marriage blasphemy

The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.

This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.

by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018

3 word blasphemy

Alright let's go! Let's see if we can rattle off a few!

Hym "3 word blasphemy, let's go! 'You're not God (Jew).' The Jew is implied and, therefore, does not count as a fourth word. 'You're not Hym.' Enough to make a grown man cry. 'God is Evil.' He can genocide as much as he wants. 'Porn is Good.' Sex is only ok if she's kind of your sister and if they see you only fucking the fat cocks the jig is up! "Derka derka derka" NEVER say this! It isn't fun or funny to say it. Don't do it! 'Where's my super-suit!?" That's 2 movie references. We have to stop. 'Fat cock dictatorship' Shhh! You're not supposed to notice! 'God was right.' You're all inherently bad. Thank you Urban Dictionary I was running out of blasphemy. 'Death Note Sucks.' You're a Goddamn liar! Take it back! Take it back! I'll murder your family! 'God is Dead' probably the thing that drove Nietzsche insane. Let's see... How about... 'If THAT GUY actually makes A.I. I will let him

✌️✊️✌️Breed✌️✊️✌️ me 🤢' It's not 3 words but I will bet you 1 billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT EXACT INTERACTION has happened! To completion bitch! You're a clever girl. That bet was a win-win for you. Ummmm, Yeah... Running out of characters. I might make this a segment..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Blasphemy

To receive a blast unto yourself from whatever you quote as any "God damned" source, be it from a fire extinguisher, a can of whipped cream or a gun.

"Make like a God damned shotgun and blasphemy in the face!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 5, 2023