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Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.
Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.
by KDog88 October 30, 2008
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Bard High School Early College

"I met that chick with the huge glasses at Bard High School Early College"
by douch3+!+z September 26, 2013
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Bardia

Bardia is a sex god. He is a real gangster. He is an amazing friend, sometimes he is a bit mean but he doesnt really mean to be. A Bardia also has a giant cock.
Thats a Bardia!
by Snoopyyok May 26, 2018
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Bardiga

Noun: Bardiga (Bar-Diga)

1. The representation of western thoughts on indian language and its ability to bring a rich language into one concise word.
Bardiga Bardiga Bardiga
by Artt Vandalay December 22, 2007
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bardelas

now exctint Talmudic beast, commonly mistranslated as leopard but is more likely similar to the modern day puma or panther.
The Rabbi told the class of a bardelas that ate his family, and the owner of the bardelas was liable for his family.
by Rabbi K November 18, 2009
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Bardcore

A musical genre involving having modern songs reverse engineered to sound more medieval, primarily by replacing the sounds of modern instruments with those that existed in the middle ages. If the song contains English lyrics, the words might be altered to sound more like Shakespearean English. All of this is to make it sound as if the song could've been sung by a bard} in a medieval tavern somewhere, hence the name 'Bardcore'.
James: Like heavy metal bands like Sabaton, what about you?

Michael: Nah, I prefer bardcore.
by Norse Emperor June 6, 2020
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Brigitte Bardot

Brigitte Bardot was born on September 28, 1934, in Paris, France.

She is one of the sexiest women on Earth. Her beauty is not that we call "classic" but she is very gentle and charming. Brigitte's visiting card is her hair style "Babetta" and little plump lips.

Now Brigitte has devoted her life to protecting animals. She doesn't communicate with the peolpe from her star life - with the actors and actresses, with the directors and just the people who want to use her.

Her most famous films are:
1. Et Dieu... créa la femme (1956) .... Juliete Hardy
... aka ...And God Created Woman (USA)
... aka And Woman... Was Created (UK)
... aka E Dio creò la donna (Italy)
... aka Piace a troppi (Italy)
2. Une parisienne (1957) .... Brigitte Laurier
... aka La Parisienne (USA)
... aka Parigina, Una (Italy)
3. En cas de malheur (1958) .... Yvette Maudet
... aka In Case of Adversity (UK: literal English title)
... aka Love Is My Profession (USA)
... aka Ragazza del peccato, La (Italy)
4. Femme et le pantin, La (1959) .... Eva Marchand
... aka A Woman Like Satan (UK)
... aka Femmina (Italy)
... aka The Female
5. Babette s'en va-t-en guerre (1959) .... Babette
... aka Babette Goes to War (USA)
6. Vérité, La (1960) .... Dominique Marceau
... aka The Truth (UK) (USA)
... aka Verità, La (Italy)
7. Mépris, Le (1963) .... Camille Javal
... aka Contempt (USA)
... aka Disprezzo, Il (Italy)
9. Don Juan ou Si Don Juan était une femme... (1973) .... Jeanne
... aka Don Juan 73
... aka Don Juan, or If Don Juan Were a Woman (UK)
... aka Donna come me, Una (Italy)
... aka Ms. Don Juan
by XanniTa April 2, 2008
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