Blanus

the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".

Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"
Mick: "That was the general idea..."

by Sharon June 30, 2003

Blaustoffen

BLAUSTOFFEN (also blaustauffen, blausthofen) n., excl.,
The feeling of regret, sadness, and/or jealousy experienced when realizing that one can never again experience something for the first time, esp. in the cases of books, movies, TV series.

I never wanted that book to end. Blaustoffen!

by Wordles January 21, 2011

blapster

a woman that recieved a hit from the penis on her head

blapster will recieve this when she arque about sex

by Slapman April 12, 2014

Blapse

When you are getting head from a slag and you pull your dick out and slap there face as hard as you can with your meaty erect cock multiple times

Me: Yo b lemme blapse you real quick

Me: I gave that girl such a good blapse she broke her jaw

by Energy of thy small dick November 19, 2020

Schwanzus Blasus

A mixture of the german and latin form of telling somebody to suck your dick.

A: Hey you over there! Schwanzus Blasus!
B: No you perv! Suck yourself!

by .NINO February 25, 2019

blapse

to strike or slap the victim's face with the shaft of an erect penis. Can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the "blapsee" is officially your biatch from that point forward.

"I'm at the hospital"
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."

by Arran2 September 5, 2008

the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

by stefmanxx April 1, 2008