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Blap

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.
by blajman October 13, 2010
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used mainly by valley girl wannabes or previouslys at the end of a sentence; applies in-your-face emphasis; connotes finality; similar to and interchangeable with, ‘and done’
a shortened quip of a word used in place of ‘you got served’ or ‘you just got handed your own ass’.

Phrase accompanied by an air check or air period (as in punctuation) pointing hand gesture, such as would be used by white chicks (the movie) types, like ‘period’ or ‘check the box’ said with a sassy face.

Implies attitude and sass. Means the previous statement is not arguable, or the previous statement was a great burn, or you totally just lost an argument no question, or can’t dispute the accomplishment or flex.
bitchy friend: (sarcastically, while disapproving of an outfit): hmm, wish I thought of that color scheme
sassy person: um, you already did, borrowed it from your rack from last season, and blap

guy: hah, if you came to see me sorry, I’m with *dumb bitch*
girl: actually not, your cousin *so hot* is meeting me here, blap
by williet hughnot November 1, 2019
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Fing Blap

The act of approaching someone and taking your middle fingers and slapping them in the head or across the face with them. Then proceed to give them the fingers to their eyes and facial region.

You must yell "FING" when you commit this act.
Someone bumps into you at the mall. "Hey fuck you; FING, FING"
(you Fing Blap them when you get their attention)
by Straight A's July 8, 2007
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Blap

The sound a person makes when they imitate fireing a pistol.
1. The gun sounds like "Blap, Blap, Blap".
2. I wipped out my pistol and Blap, Blap, Blap I shot the man down.
3. I pointed it at him and Blap I shot him dead.
by Ryan 4BZ February 1, 2004
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chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode
He's one heckuva chode-blapper!
by Foxy October 29, 2003
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Bleep bloop blap

Bleep bloop blap is a term often used between friends to fill the silence of a moment, after a joke and/or after a funny sound has been made. This term is usually used in repetition.
Clara: *coughs weirdly in the hallway
Shianna: bleep bloop blap
Clara: bleep bloop BLEEEEP!
by shibybop September 10, 2019
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ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear
Zekee: Ploobl oobl plap blap!!
Jazaire: what the fuck?
by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021
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