Banter Trucks

A heavy goods vehicle (HGV) seen on a motorway displaying bantorious text/imagery or any combination of the two

Caution, men working at rear, truck would be classified as banterful and therefore Banter Trucks

For a quality erection (Context: Fencing company truck but now a Banter Truck)

by Bant Bant Bant August 6, 2012

Banter-factor

When someone or a group says something funny or has good banter they have the BANTER-FACTOR.

Seamus is a real laugh he has the banter-factor.

by Mark Duggan October 24, 2008

banterful

to be full of banter, to have a good time

yeah he's a good mate, really banterful
that was banterous

by jinky_boclair August 15, 2007

banter club

AKA Tottenham Hotspur

Mate Spurs just got battered in the Conference Laague!
Who were they playing?
Some team of binmen from Romania!
LOL what a banter club!

by SpursRShit June 22, 2023

Banter Hoover

One whom decreases the level of banter in the room for they themselves do not enjoy the banter. And in doing so sucking up all the banter ergo A Banter Hoover.

Lee: Ahh Jess you heading out tonight?

Jess: Nawh i've a rowing head race in two weeks i can't drink.....

Lee: Fml you're such a Banter Hoover!!

by NomNomNomBanter January 17, 2011

Banter Pants

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.

Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.

by laking_everything January 21, 2020

Banter wanker

A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.

Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.

Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?

by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019