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Blanchin

Stopping a stressful situation and relaxing, for example, you're getting cooked in a fight in Fortnite but you lock in and clutch it up, you are performing the act of "blanchin" afterwards
if somebody was cooking you, but you clutched up, then you're Blanchin afterwards by relaxing after the intense situation, sometimes lavishly
"Bro im straight blanchin after that school year, I thought I was cooked but i somehow managed to clutch up"

"dawg I might be cooked his whole team is on me im hiding but i think their gonna find me, bro they didnt find me XD im straight blanchin"

"I thought i was cooked in that race when they passed me up and took first but i managed to clutch up and now im straight blanchin at the afterparty from my clutch up"
by I_Did_Fine August 5, 2024
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Blanchin

Stopping a stressful situation and relaxing, for example, you're getting cooked in a fight in Fortnite but you lock in and clutch it up, you are performing the act of "blanchin" afterwards
if somebody was cooking you, but you clutched up, then you're Blanchin afterwards by relaxing after the intense situation, sometimes lavishly
"Bro im straight blanchin after that school year, I thought I was cooked but i somehow managed to clutch up"

"dawg I might be cooked his whole team is on me im hiding but i think their gonna find me, bro they didnt find me XD im straight blanchin"

"I thought i was cooked in that race when they passed me up and took first but i managed to clutch up and now im straight blanchin at the afterparty from my clutch up"
by I_Did_Fine August 5, 2024
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Blanching

Hiring a black guy to bust in your room at a completely random time during inter corse and dump ice water a both of your naked bodies.
Am I blanching? Girl, we blanching.
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024
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Blanching

A kink where you hire a black guy to throw a bucket of ice water on both of your naked bodies during intercourse and he horses you to eat your own pants
Am I blanching? Girl we blanching!
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024
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Blandicap

A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.
"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"
by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025
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Blandicap

A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.
"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"
by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025
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blanchtard

A retard who believes Ray Blanchard's "research" to be legitimate.
A: "I am so AGP I will never pass."
B: "Stop being a Blanchtard."
by airkoala July 10, 2025
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