Blanched

A synonym for "blue balling". In cooking it refers to the heating or boiling of food then immediately icing it, therefore comparing "it" to getting heated up then getting "iced".

"Dude my nuts hurt so bad today, this girl totally blanched me last night" blue balls blueballs

by PHILSON October 21, 2011

bancher

Originating in Northern California, a Bancher is one who has mastered whatever it is they do.

That little bancher just kick-flipped a 28-stair.
That guy just got barreled for over a minute, what a bancher.

by polobancher October 11, 2006

Blanched

To lose an election as an incumbent by a large amount. A reference to Blanche Lincoln's landslide loss in the 2010 Arkansas Senate Election

Cory Gardner will get blanched in 2020.

by Jon Tester October 20, 2019

blanched

to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it

Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"

Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"

by blanchedking February 22, 2009

The Blanchards

The shits - specifically where you need to take 6 months off work.

Where is Roxanne? She’s off with the Blanchards. Guess we will see her in April

by BigJesusBreakfast November 1, 2018

Cate Blanchett

To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.

If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will Cate Blanchett.

or

Tom totally Cate Blanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.

by Odiwbas July 20, 2008

dame blanche

When you cum on a girl's chest and poop on it afterwards.

"I f*cked this crazy chick last night, she even asked me to do a dame blanche on her!"

by TriedItOnce April 26, 2015