blammerjammer

a blow job.

"Ted's girl gives a mean blammerjammer".

by mental floss May 16, 2010

Blammer

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, specifically made with blackberry jelly.

Hey y'all, you guys didn't leave me enough jelly to make a blammer.

by big_dawg1 February 17, 2010

blumpernickle

farting while getting head

Yo, Tracy was down for giving me a blumpernickle after hitting up Taco Bell, think I'm gonna wife her up

by Doc Baggz December 25, 2014

Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)

Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!

by CPSC October 4, 2010

Blumper Decker

Getting a blowjob while performing an upper decker

Did you here about slut last night giving him a blumper decker?

by Stevie Thunder April 25, 2009

blamerang

Like a boomerang of guilt and shame; when you toss out a carefully constructed comment blaming another person for some issue, it turns around and implicates your guilt in the issue.

My comment blameranged when I pointed out that his project was causing a problem and it turned out to be some shared code I wrote.

by Ijustwannasay Fuckyeah August 23, 2012

tune blamers

tune blamers are parents who blame the music that their kids listen to for all their kids' problems, when, in reality, it is, in fact, their fault. they often choose to victimize marilyn manson with their pathetic claims.

my mom is a tune blamer. it is all her fault, though. all parents are tune blamers.

by marilyn_manson_lover April 30, 2007