Blaked 

When you get so drunk that you go full Blake. This often involves taking your shirt off, wrestling with your friends, dancing aggressively and perhaps even injuring yourself before you pass out at 9pm. You then wake up the next day with intense feelings of shame and regret.

Oh man, I got totally Blaked last night.

Don’t go full Blake tonight!

Blaked by Michaelisalwayswatching October 20, 2021

Blaked 

Being absolutely annihilated beyond comprehension.

My buddy Blake took 7 Irish Car-Bombs during brunch last Sunday. By 3pm he face planted and chipped his tooth.. dude was absolutely Blaked.

Blaked by Ozboss January 20, 2022

Blaked 

Seemingly sober lookin, however, completely silent and unable to drive.

My dude Blake went out last night and took 12 green tea shots, he was taking selfies with bitches but didn’t get any numbers…. Dude was absolutely Blaked.

Blaked by Ozboss January 20, 2022

Blaked 

When a staff member opens up a tab and crushes the expectations of the bartenders at Better Days by not paying their tab.

Hey brother, I know I opened up a tab but I’ll be honest…you just got Blaked.

Blaked by Meekrab305 August 26, 2022

Blaked 

If you get blaked, it means someone is putting their foot on the chair you are currently sitting on without permission.

He blaked me while I was trying to get my work done.

Blaked by arr07 December 10, 2024

Blaked out 

Verb - "to blake out"

A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.

The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.

Margot: "McLean! Where have you been?"

McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."

Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"

Blaked out by Caspertheseedyghost October 10, 2011

Riley Blaked It 

When you completely fuck something up

“Shit!! I used the wrong resistors”

“Fuckkkkk. You fully Riley Blaked It”

Riley Blaked It by Praisebetoallah123 December 15, 2021