movie bladder

The phenomenon of always having to urinate more urgently and frequently when watching a movie at the cinema.

Although often thought to be caused by drinking too much soda due to eating popcorn, movie bladder has also been noticed when the subjects have drunk neither soda nor water while watching the film.

It is possible that the combination of a dark environment, watching fictional people's lives and sitting stationary for a long period of time acts as a diuretic, thus causing movie bladder.

It can be controlled, although not always prevented, by limiting intake of liquid for the duration of the movie and for an hour or two beforehand.

Man, I got movie bladder so bad in Star Wars that I had to leave to go pee and I totally missed the scene where Darth Vader revealed that he was Luke Skywalker's father!

by ChocoholicBec July 9, 2009

camel bladder

One who can hold their piss for long as times.

6 hour road car ride

"How have you not had to pee yet?"
"I have camel bladder"

by dickfaggotson May 20, 2016

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.

"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.

by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017

Bladderbang

An act,where a man puts a compressor inside the tip of his penis and blows the pressured air in the bladder blowing it up,resulting in something called the bladderbang.

Chris:"What's the most disgusting thing you can do with a compressor?"
Henry:"What?"
Chris:"Do a bladderbang with it."

by MasterCrusader January 29, 2017

Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.

My pee made a bladder ballet.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

pop that rat's bladder

A positive expression that something is great, enjoyable, fun, exciting, etc.

"That giant cowabunga wave is really gonna pop that rat's bladder!" - a surfer

by coolestcoolofall November 30, 2020