dreamgirl blackjack

A prank game invented by Zack Parsons and friends. It was later posted on SomethingAwful.Com. The objective of the game is appear as a dream girl on an online chat and begin to lay as many "cards" which include disturbing little facts that keep increasing in their level of disturbing until the other chatter leaves. The person who wins is the one who can lay as many cards until the other chatter leaves.

"Auron86: so what kind of music u like?

Heather: oh a little bit of everything

Auron86: lol havy metal?

Heather: awww that reminds me of my lil sis :(

Auron86: whats wrong???

Heather: she's just a little baby and last week she was sleeping in her crib and one of our ferrets got in the crib with her and chewed off her nose.

Auron86: OMG" ~Zack Parsons, Dreamgirl Blackjack Article on SomethingAwful.com

by Tsumagel May 8, 2010

Blackdicked

To be outplayed,outdone,bigger better

I bought some new rims for my car and a guy pulled up with the same car just way better...I just got blackdicked..

Homeboy just came and lifted twice as much as I did right in front of me...he straight blackdicked me..

Dam he straight blackdicked u his outfit is way better..

by Purpledonkey209 February 21, 2019

Blackduck

A small hick town in Northern Minnesota with nothing but a school, a liquor store and a grocery store.

People here grew up drinking, chewing, smoking and straight up partying.

Mudding, hunting, fishing, snowmobiling and kicking ass are commonplace in this town.

If you don't know how to party this town will be boring for you.

Population 696

"Hey dude, do you drink?" - Guy number 1

"Dude, I grew up in Blackduck. I've been drinking since I could reach the top of the bar." - Blackduckian

by lawabidingcitizen February 26, 2011

Black Rock Shooter

A super cool Anime Character based off of Miku Hatsune, of the Vocaloids. She has pale skin, blue eyes, and long black hair that is pulled into to ponytails on each side of her head. She wears a black bikini top and short black shorts with a black foot length coat. She wields an arm cannon and a katana. She is created by HUKE

Black Rock Shooter is NOT Miku Hatsune nor a Vocaloid.

by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009

Backlock

To reverse a combination lock on someone's locker so that the dial faces the other way, making for a very difficult time to get it open. A common high school prank.

He was pissing me off all day, so I backlocked his locker with his reports inside.

by Mikeman45 January 14, 2010

blackroll

When someone sends you a link to a video of Rebecca Black's "Friday" when you think it's something else. It's just like a rickroll, but a million times more annoying due to hearing a voice even autotune can't save.

Tim: "Dude, check out this trailer of the new Dark Knight sequel....Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is HOT!!!: youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0"

Josh: *Clicks link.* *Proceeds to get a blackroll.*

Tim: "XD"

Josh: "I can deal with rickrolls, because that song has always been class. But this shit just made my ears grow arms, get a pair of scissors, cut themselves off, and jump off a bridge. Thanks, asshole."

by JimboWales April 7, 2011

Blackjackitis

When you skip work to go to the casino and gamble.

Dan couldn't make it to work on Thursday. He had a bad case of blackjackitis.

by Ryguy639 September 7, 2018