Call of Duty Black Ops 2

The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.

Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?

Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz

Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Person Number 3: *facepalm*

by NinjaJ10 October 14, 2012

black ops 2

A game that everyone hates to love. Most people playing this game are regarded as either fun-lovers or tryhards.

Dave: Black Ops 2 sucks! I'm going to go play Halo 4.

Jon: Shut up Dave. It's not the game's fault that you're a tryhard and still suck.

by JAALCLEEN February 4, 2013

Black Ops Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.

My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!

by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011

Black ops

The best form of abstinence known to man. Give this to a guy and it's like a condom and wont ever break.

The uttermost hated thing by girls everywhere.

Sally: NOOOOOO, John got a copy of Black Ops!

Jen: Back to match.com for you...

by Bowser701 March 1, 2011

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.

Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!

*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*

Fanbase:

OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!

MWthr3 4 lyphe!

lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!

*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*

Fanbase:

Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!

This game Blows!

COD sucks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by NovaXP July 9, 2012

blackpostrophe

An often unnecessary apostrophe found in the given name of a person typically of African descent.

Damn Asia'h, why'd yo momma give you dat blackpostrophe in your name?

by Rytarn March 5, 2008

COD Black ops addict

A person who plays call of duty black ops all the time, usually good at the game.. They swear/scream when they're losing and sometimes begin sweeting. If they get mad enough, they will feel like smashing there controller. They probably dream/daydream about COD. Besides this, they usually talk about black ops at school. They think about playing call of duty after school and sometimes get excited..

1: Hey, what are you doing after school?

2: Playing black ops!!!!!!!

1: Thats what you told me yesterday... You must be a COD Black ops addict!

by Pseudonuymm January 18, 2011