Food Blackout

when one gets caught up into the process of eating and at the end of it forgets how much one ate.

Dude i had food blackout once I ate like 3 hot pockets, family size bag of Doritos, a oven pizza, and went to Mcdonalds in the past hour.

by Slow tom a.k.a El Heffe October 21, 2010

Strategic Blackout

(N) When you find yourself a party with two or more people that think you are 'serious' with them, leaving you with only one logical choice: to blackout, so you don't need to choose one/ make things awkward for the future. Tryna f(x).

Hogarth: Dude, fuck. Both Nicole AND Alex are at this party and they both think we have something going. I can't let either one of them see me with the other.

P-Rod: Isn't it obvious, asshole? You need a STRATEGIC BLACKOUT.

Hogarth: Holy fuck, you fucking genius, pass me the fucking Wolfschmidt.

P-rod: I deserve a Nobel Fucking Peace Prize.

Hogarth: I fucked ur mom loljk.

by Animalcrackers April 26, 2014

Blackout Bomb

A drink developed at Cheers Lounge. Made from Crown Royal and Blue Monster. Or Made with Apple Crown and White Monster. Drinking this combination in shots does exactly what its called. You have a tendency to black out.

Dirty Darrell asks man what happened to me last night I don't remember shit.

His friend tells him man you had like 10 blackout bombs.

Dirty Darrell says that explains that's what happened to me then.

by N15TH December 4, 2014

blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."

by Jack December 9, 2004

Blackoutman

An alcoholic Superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. Equipped
with a titanium liver, Blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.

Last night was a blurr. I think I went into a telephone
booth and turned into "Blackoutman".

"I am an Alcoholocaust Survivor"!

by Brandy Blurr May 1, 2008

Barknuts

n: person who more so resembles a gorilla then an actual human being. This creature will tend to be highly absent minded and will make sporadic and uncontrolled movements.

Look out! There's a barknuts up there. He's about to jump off a cliff in hopes of finding his keys.

by Schleeblee February 3, 2010

blackout inception

It is when you black out during your blackout. For example you could be blacked out and yelling at a person and then 10 seconds later be completely calm with that person because your so blacked out you forgot you were angry at them. However in the morning you won't remember any of it and will have to piece it all together. Thus a blackout inception.

-Yo dude do you remember calling me twice super wasted last night?

-No man what did I say

-Well the first time you called you were super pissed and yelling at me because I was trying to hit on your sister. But then the second time you called like 5 minutes later you were like I am your best bro and said I was great guy because I have never have tried to hit on your sister.

-Oh Dude! I must have had blackout inception...wait you tried to hit on my sister last night?

by blacked out dude February 10, 2014