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jack blacker 

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically, as the word suggests, blackjack and/or poker
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri in order to avoid shame
jack blacker by Uncle Dimma August 2, 2014
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Snicker blacker than a nigger 

Can only be used of black people who's fatter than a boat
Bitch ass nigga: Are you snicker blacker than a nigger?
White peron: Nah. but that really hurt my feelings

Mr.Blacker 

the coolest ceramics teacher alive.
mr. blacker is usually tall with very blue shoes. joey and caitlin are mr. blacker's favourite ever students. he sent them an e-mail.
caitlin & joey: hey mr. blacker. what's up
mr.blacker: hello
caitlin & joey: he he he
Mr.Blacker by Ceramics October 19, 2008

Noah Blacker 

a skinny British boy who, will rarely experience sex in his life.
is that Noah Blacker, I'd hate to be that British loser

the bigger, blacker dick 

A term in the popular card game "cards against humanity. This term describes the pulsating black dick that has improved from the smaller, whiter dick.
Damn Suzy, Trashaun definitely has the bigger, blacker dick.

the cat getting blacker and blacker 

a situation that is continuously turning dangerous.
This is the case of the cat getting blacker and blacker. The nuclear powers are stockpiling nuclear warheads despite a worldwide outcry against nuclear proliferation.

jack blacker 

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically blackjack and poker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
jack blacker by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013