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blackened shrimp

Added permanently to the menu of all locations in and around the Gulf of Mexico through the remainder of the decade. Maybe longer.
Waitress (motioning toward the live catch display tank): "In there? Why, that's our own blackened shrimp - caught local and delivered 'fresh for these waters' just this morning. Now, how would you like that prepared? Original UK recipe or Cajun Style?"
by Voma Tyce June 19, 2010
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Blockade

A combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. A group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.
We're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.
by cdawg821 May 20, 2010
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cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.
Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.
by Moojostuff November 18, 2009
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Rebecca Blacked

to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video
Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.

Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.

Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)

Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)

Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!

Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!

Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)

Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!

Jake: Aww crap!!

(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)

Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!
by thecomputerninja May 6, 2011
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blackhanded compliment

A comment made about an African-American that is somehow related to their race and would be mundane/not worth mentioning were they white.
Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DE) made a blackhanded compliment about Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), saying he is “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”
by thegthang May 3, 2012
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blacked out

To teleport into the future from one place to another after a heavy night of drinking.
-Dude what happend to you last night?
-Well the last thing i remember, i was at this bar talking to this chick and now im at work with no money and now i have this nasty rash, i guess i musta blacked out.
by thatguyoberder October 13, 2007
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Blackadin

Similar in some respects to the Nightelf Mohawk from World of Warcraft that Mr. T rants about, except much more dangerous. A Blackadin is a Paladin with extremely gosu abilities. A Blackadin generally has a DPS range of "You gonna get raped," and an armor of "Nigga, pls."
A legion of blackadins marauded the crusaders from heaven. The blackadins channeled their power to devastating effect.
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