black girl problems 

Problems that only lower to middle class black girls encounter. To the untrained eye these might seem like the product of entitlement issues, having a chip on your shoulder, or the stress of realizing what obama care actually means.

My weave fell out. - black girl problems
Oh shit this isnt free?

It gon rain we gon die.

black girl problems by werdsmyth December 30, 2013

black girl gone white 

The act of blowing your load on a black girl so she looks white. Therefore she is a "Black girl gone white".

Bobby: Sheniqua is a black girl gone white.
Billy: What?
Bobby: Ya last night i fucking cummed all over her face and she turned white.
(laughter)

black girl gone white by kittylitter123 September 13, 2009

Black Girl Graph 

The Black Girl Graph is a graph representing black women:
50% Fat
15% Gang related
10% purple vaginas
10% ugly
10% pancake nipples
5% hot

The Black Girl Graph is represented here*points to graph*

Black Girl Graph by the only real ninja here February 20, 2010

black girl jacket 

a coat that only covers where the chocolate milk comes from
usually has fake fur on the fringe of the hood

sometimes plaid

Trystyn: I just got a new coat, Hannah! *holds it up*
Hannah: Dude, thats a black girl jacket!
Trystyn: What?
Hannah: It only covers your boobs, its plaid, and it has some retarded ass fake fur on it... why did you think this would look good?!
Trystan: Oh... well i thought it would look hot...
Hannah: Dude, your not black!

black girl jacket by wenistractor January 4, 2011

Black girl magic 

The miracle that is black womanhood. Almighty Jah created black women in his image and likeness to be a source of awe and wonderment for all mankind.

Black girl magic is exemplified by the following: calm and poise in stressful situations, rich in heritage from the African continent, fully independent but still keepin' in real, thicc irresistible figure, and a celebration of all things Soulful.

Did you see how Imani calmly yet firmly diffused that disaster at yesterday's staff meeting? She is black girl magic incarnate.

Black girl magic by John Henry81 February 18, 2021

black girl thick 

Certainly not something thin, or lacking in thickness whatsoever. Comparative to the physical solidness of a black woman.

Yo, tonight was a slow night at work, the type that makes me crave a THICK joint. No not some average thick, I’m talkin black girl thick homie. Smoke up somethin righteous and smooth at the same time.

black girl thick by WeKnow_1234 September 18, 2023

Black Girl Kinky

A delicious and chaotic sexually extravagant time of the early moning between 12am and 3am

Me and my friends love getting black girl kinky !

Black Girl Kinky by Apolloleo May 10, 2025