Black Jesus

The Unknown God Of the Gang Religion Could Be Eazy E Could Be Tupac or Some Old Bum For all us White People care

Yo, Nigga When I Got Hit By A Car I Thought I saw Black Jesus!!!!!!!

by TbagGod December 19, 2008

mach black jesus

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.

He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.

by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018

Black jesus

A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.

Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.

by Shadowmog February 1, 2016

black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

by suicide assistant March 8, 2007

The New Black Jesus

A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.

Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?

by j_alton1619 September 5, 2020

black raptor baby jesus

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james

Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!

by Trey shizzle October 16, 2008

Black Jesus

Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan

Bro we dont shit talk to Black Jesus cause if we do he will give us 60

by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023