bitterclinger

a crazy fanatic over guns usually someone that doesn't like democrats or is a nutjob

Tom: Why do you need guns? You scare me.
Jon: Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
Tom: You bitterclinger!

by chovak da hoax October 14, 2009

butterfingers

1. Not having enough grip
2. The state of one's fingers after they have fingered a lady and she creamed all over them.

1. Damn, that football player dropped the ball. That bastard's butterfingers cost me 10 grand.
2.Wow! That girl creamed all over my hands and game me a massive case of butterfingers.

by mike February 3, 2004

Butterfinger

What an individuals finger is after inserting it into the female sex organs.

"Hey honey, want a Butterfinger?"

by Cejay December 7, 2006

butterfinger

The act of capturing a fart in ones hand and then holding it over another's (or own, if desired) mouth until victim breathes, leaving them with the taste of flatulence in their oral cavity.

"Oh man, Robert just butterfingered Kenny." ~Conor

"I can still taste that fart from Conor's butterfinger." ~Robert

by Dikfore January 28, 2006

Butterfingers Rob

When your hands are covered with butter and you drop your soda all over the movie theater floor

*drops soda*
Bill: Damn it Butterfingers Rob

by Intothefloodagain86 March 3, 2019

baby butterfingers

A term used in the popular child's game "Hide and Go Seek". When a child reaches "home" or the base they must stay there until evryone is back at base or someone is tagged (ending the round). However once reaching home if the player yells baby butterfingers they are free to leave the base and carry with it it's immunity. Meaning they can't be tagged.

Billy reaches the base and yells "BABY BUTTERFINGERS!!!"
Then Zach can no longer tag Billy

by Jack Teepee (my porn name) April 19, 2009

jalepeño butterfinger

when a man or woman cuts jalepeños then proceeds to finger someones butthole/vagina

“my gf was making jelepeño poppers and then fingered me, i call it a “jalepeño butterfinger”

by cleclecle May 18, 2018