bathing bra

Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...

Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks?

Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.

by erieee December 14, 2009

Reverse Birthing

A specific act involving a midget, a woman, and a 100-foot slide-and-slide. The woman lays back at the end of the slip-and-slide with her legs wide open. The midget then is slid down the slip-and-slide at a high speed, resulting in the midget sliding all the way down the slip-and-slide, and going so far into the woman's vagina that it ends up entirely inside of her, resulting in what looks like a birth in reverse (hence the name, reverse birthing).

The festival ended with a complete reverse birthing. It was epic.

by AM0408 July 17, 2012

Lung Bitching

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.

“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing”
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”

by MeDabeast December 28, 2011

pillow biting

When a woman (or man) grips the pillow case in her teeth while having sex doggy style.

I got up behind my wife last night and banged her real good! I can always tell how good I'm doing by her pillow biting!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 26, 2021

lip biting

What you do when you want to be fucked so bad but don't want to say anything.

I had to hide my need for him by lip biting.

by Irenelundy October 20, 2013

lip biting

it’s an addiction that some people all, not all people have it and if you do have this addiction you’re awesome! this addiction requires you to bite the bottom of your lip repeatedly just whenever you feel like, and sometimes you won’t even notice. sometimes people thinks it’s “hot”, “cute”, or “attractive” whenever others do this.

guy #1 bro, that girl morgan has a serious lip biting problem.

guy #2 yea, bro, it’s kinda hot not going to lie.

by mae williams August 15, 2019

Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014