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Bitchasseyness

The attitude of a starving anorexic bitch on her period during Fashin Week in New York.
Bring your Bitchasseyness attitude somewhere else. We are all stocked up here.
by skinnyho September 16, 2009
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bitchahertz

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.
"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"
by mattsqz January 3, 2010
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bitchfester

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.
"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"
by Rubio July 31, 2008
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Bitchasaurus

noun. Used to describe a bitchy person, ususally a female, of an older age.
Your Nana Dee Dee was soooo bitchy, and foul mouthed today, I thought she was Joan Rivers!!! UGH! What a Bitchasaurus!
by DaMook Richman April 21, 2013
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betchster

Betch + hipster = betchster, a sorority-type biddie who tries to dress like a hipster.

Betchsters are very common at music festivals - especially outdoor ones so they can wear crochet bikini tops and get a tan - but they don't care so much about the music as they do about looking the part. The day a betch discovers Urban Outfitters and American Apparel, she is reborn a betchster.
I think I saw Katelyn front row at MGMT - I guess she ditched her Abercrombie look and became a betchster.

Take that stupid headband off your forehead, you look like a betchster.
by UD Phwoar July 22, 2011
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bitchstrip

A bitstrip character that is presented to be much more enjoyable and fun than the actual person they are portraying.
Have you seen Jenny's bitchstrip? She only wishes she could be that fun!
by jeet November 11, 2013
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bitchasstrick

is a little ho (one not worthy of respect, usually female) who likes to be fake about things and rude to people
Lindsey Lohan is a bitchasstrick.
by Mr. Bitchasstrick May 13, 2005
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