billed height and weight

Billed Height and Weight are what pro wrestling feds use to introduce their wrestlers. Most of them are not as tall as they are announced on TV. A lot of them wear heel lifts in their boots to appear as tall as their billing

Kane is billed as being 7 feet tall, but in reality he's only around 6'8". 7 feet and 300 plus pounds are only his billed height and weight.

I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.

7 Feet is 7 feet

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 9, 2009

Bible Slut

a girl who comes in as a devout Christian and a Jesus Freak, but eventually ends up being a slut.

Man, I thought Carey was a nice girl but she turned out to be a bible slut.

by jamomo January 20, 2009

Bible nazi

A very stubborn, religious person who thinks it is a violation of their rights if they are denied the opportunity to shove their god down your throat and preach their religion to you

1)That jehovah's witness is nothing but a bible nazi.
2)Don't ever tell a bible nazi you're an atheist. They will never let you live it down.
3)Unfortunately, the United States has become the home of the bible nazi.

by bgaz October 17, 2008

Bible dipping

The official sport of BS mock trial.

The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.

1: Ask the Bible a question.

2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly

Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.

Ask "What of...?"

Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!

Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.

by bibleDip January 30, 2010

Bile yer heid

To be told to "Bile yer Heid" or Boil Your Head, is to be told not to be so ridiculous or to be so absurd. Can also be used as a term of exclamation if someone is doing something stupid and its annoying to you. It is a common phrase in old scots but is still used today.

Away n' bile yir head ya stumur, dont be sae stupit! Or 5 grand for THAT, away an bile yer heid!

by Scots Phrases Rock! March 22, 2005

Bible Fucker

Someone who talks about the bible ALL THE TIME and will not shut the fuck up about it. This person will also pull a conversation into the bible no matter what is initially being discussed.

Me and Todd were talking about pussy when this bible fucker butted into our discussion and started spewing about how it's a sin to fuck someone who isn't your wife. He then went on a tangent about how God created original sin and we would both burn in hell for thinking about lust. I hate bible fuckers and wish they would all go fuck their holy books somewhere where I didn't have to watch.

by Alabama Atheist July 25, 2017

Bielefeld

Fictional town in Germany. No roads lead to Bielefeld, no railways either. It does appear on maps, but no-one has ever been there or knows someone from Bielefeld.
It might be a code name for some secret militairy project.

Everybody who claims to be from Bielefeld or to have ever been there is part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy (German: Bielefeld-Verschwörung)

X: Have you ever been in Bielefeld?

Y: Sure, I was there only about two weeks ago.

X (to Z): Never trust Y again, he part of the Bielefeld-conspiracy

by Milanifan June 21, 2010