Bilbo Baggins

n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.

Anthony just did a Bilbo Baggins to Justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole.

by JPA4LIFE December 12, 2004

bilbo baggins

A fat hobbit of the shire who found the ring of power by the hands of gollum in the goblin caves.

"Ay! Top of te morning to ye, bilbo baggins!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar December 1, 2003

bilbo saggins

When a midget attempts to say his pant you call him Bilbo saggins

Midget:Check me out I'm sagging my pants

Taller Person:Stupid Bilbo Saggins

by Spydter November 6, 2017

Bilbo the clown

AKA, Bill O'Rielly of Fox News. A pro-republican mouthpiece who speaks retoric and lies. A loudmouth dickhead who supports morons and criminals. A liar with no concience or informed insight, who speaks like he knows what he's talking about. A miserable old bastard who desperately needs to get laid....

1. "Hey, you watching Bilbo the clown on Fox tonight???"

2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".

by Kirrock63 July 4, 2009

Bilbo Gaggins

Verb\ Action where an individual positions themselves on ones knees and begins to perform felacio on another person\s scrotum generating a vast amount of saliva in a gargling and drooling motion.

Hey baby ever done a BILBO GAGGINS?

No what's that

Well it's where you get on your knees and gargle my nuts

by bilbo swaggins July 23, 2014

bilbo baggins

this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.

she almost suffocated in my shit from that bilbo baggins i gave her

by dave offner(dream team) January 27, 2005

Bilbo Baggins

The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.

"sorry I'm late for work, I got bilbo baggins'd this morning."

by tweedhouseboys February 2, 2014