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San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.
While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!
by Titrsbco June 13, 2011
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San Benito

1.Small shitty city in south Texas full of tacuaches with low pick up trucks.

2.Where hoes fuck for a g and complain on fb about their baby daddies.
-Did you saw the video of the couple fucking at San Benito high school

-Vamos a tacuachar and pick up some San Benito hood rats
by Tacuachecuhhh February 19, 2020
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Benito

Benito is a really cool guy to be arounf.You can count on him for anything.He'll always be there for you.Hes weird,Awkward all that fun stuff but hes a true friend.Hes also a really good lover.Hes cute and awesome.Hes a one of a kind person you should always have around you.
Benito made me feel better about myself today. Love Friend
by ant.321. October 20, 2014
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Bewilderment Chair

Made popular by Lee Evans, it is the chair/bench that if found generally next to changing rooms in clothes shops. Men are placed here to wait for their wives/girlfriends/lady friends, usually with a bewildered look on their face as they take in their surroundings.
"Ha look at him on the bewilderment chair! He don't know nothing!"

"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"
by 1234567Kate February 15, 2010
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Nestea Beitch

a nasty lame, lop, pud, or dumbass. Pronounced as its spelled but with a drunk pimp slur.
Listen here ya little nestea beitch, dont make me slap you.
by ibibibibibibibibibib February 1, 2009
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Jauregue Bewilderment

when you opt for a tuna sandwich from a concession stand instead of a regular snack like a normal human being.
Felix: “Jauregue, ve a comprarme un sandwich de tuna.”

Jauregue: “Y si no hay?”

Felix: “Si hay.”

Robby Silguero: Now that’s what I call a Jauregue Bewilderment....and I’m a fucking moron.
by Agapito Tarantino December 27, 2018
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Berit

A females name. The weirdest girl you will ever meet. An amazing friend. Everybody loves her and she usually has big boobs. She is gorgeous and all the guys flirt with her. You have to get to know her to love her to the fullest.
God i wish i had a Berit.
by 3oh3cocacola April 27, 2011
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