When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.
Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."
Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.
by miguel666 January 2, 2014
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“Jeonghan said that the members of Seventeen are very good looking”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”
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by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019
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Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.
Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.
by LaarsHead June 19, 2020
Get the World-beating mug.1) Slang term for male masturbation.
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
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Get the beating it mug.Balloon Butting is when you stick a balloon into your anus and then have a friend inflate it to induce sexual pleasure, or you self inflate using a series of tubes/straws.
Hey did you hear that Paul was Balloon Butting?
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!
Ya! It totally burst inside of him and he pooped out plastic!
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