Bermanism

A nickname characterized by a modification of the nicknamed person's name, usually a play on words. Created and made famous by ESPN personality Chris Berman.

"Curtis 'My Favorite' Martin"

"Jake 'Daylight Come and I Want to' Delhomme"

"Hunter Cant'run'well"

All of the above are Bermanisms.

by TheRaymond April 24, 2010

Ronald Boyd Bergman

What you call a cranky old, uneducated electrical engineer who hates Microsoft. Also, possibly the Oakland County Michigan child killer from the 1970's.

Did you hear that old crank guy being a Ronald Boyd Bergman, screaming microsucks as he couldn't get another project to work?

by The Righteous Machinist December 2, 2022

Wes Bergmann

One of the sexiest and cutest guys to ever appear on The Real World. He is known to be cocky but seeing how he won Real World/Road Rules Challenge, you can't blame him.

Johanna is a lucky bitch!!! Pass him to me and I'll suck his dick so hard his balls would turn inside out! Wes Bergmann the man!

by Sucks Dick April 8, 2007

beauman

Someone who has no balance whatsoever and can not stand up on a bus and ends up falling on everybody.

Bob: Damnit get off me Jim, we're on a bus for Godsakes!
Jim: Sorry Bob just pulled a Beauman.

by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008

Bergman

To ignore or 'blank' a request for more information usually via Email.

I've just received an Email from Mike asking if we will pay his invoice. Shall I reply or just do a Bergman?

by Atom Master February 19, 2012

Bergman

A huge fat worthless piece of crap that gets pwnd daily!

Your so worthless im going to call you Bergman from now on.

by Jism83 January 14, 2008

Lance Berkman

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.

"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

by David T. W. May 21, 2008