Slinging Berries

Selling Acai Berries and Raspberry Ketone Diet pills online via fake news articles.

Billy: You guys still slinging berries while i'm trying to grow a real windows selling business here.

by drozberry September 24, 2013

wank barrier

The achievement of masturbating to completion no less than seven times in any 24 hour period.

O lord, I've tugged my tool non stop today and just broken the wank barrier!

by Kyriacos May 28, 2008

Man Berries

Slang for the male testicles.

see also, "Bait and Tackle"

...so I kicked him in the MAN BERRIES

by Cat April 14, 2005

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Backsplash Barrier

The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.

A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.

Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.

by qinomo December 16, 2011

Cram-berries

A sexual act in which you stuff as many pairs of testicles into one woman's vagina until no more can fit. Usually occurring during a large orgy situation.

"My cousin, Eddie, Did that new Cram-berries act with his girlfriend and some of her close friends. It was a wild night!"

by PCPGuy January 26, 2018

Twigs and Berries

Slang for the male anatomy. See balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

"That guy just kicked me right in my twigs and berries

by Matty Roberts October 15, 2003